Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Great 21st Century Heist


Can anyone tell me where all the government over site is? I keep hearing the same tired meme about how the abundance of government regulations are what is holding the free market back. They say that there are too many, and I'll grant that there are literally thousands upon thousands of regulations on the vast sectors of the market. But that is because the market is so enormous. Arguing that there are too many regulations on the market is like saying that there are too many hairs on my scrotum. I need all those hairs or my noonies will freeze! Just like we need the thousands of regulations on the thousands of different sectors of the market. What I am interested in is, where's the beef(still on my Reagan 80's kick)? How did this meltdown happen, and what regulations, or lack there of caused it?

Now I am admittedly a economic hack. My knowledge of economics, finance, and the market is elementary at best. However, since I am effected by the economy like the rest of the majority who have little to no knowledge of how things work, I think my point of view is at least worth considering.

The two popular arguments as to what led to the economic melt down are that there was not enough governmental regulation, and that there was too much.

Those that say there was not enough cite the importance of bills like Glass-Steagall, whose function was to protect depositors from the risky pitfalls of trading in securities by not allowing comercial banks to do business with brokerage firms or act as investment banks. This regulation was repealed in the Grahm-Leach-Bailey Act in 1999, with the support of both Democrats and Republicans. Bubba himself signed it into law.

Free market advocates say that government meddling in the market is what caused the collapse. They point to legislation like the Community Re-investment Act of 1977, and say that the government forced banks to give loans to under qualified applicants.

To both these arguments I say BULLCOCKY!

I grant that both points of view are valid to some degree, but they both have the same root problem: Government and Business colluding together in order to carve up this great nation for themselves. If you look at the big picture, one can not survive without the other, and more importantly one can not steal without the other.

Let's look at Glass-Steagall for a minute. This law was passed during the great depression as a measure of preventing another bank collapse. It worked just fine up until the late 90's, so why repeal it? The banking industry claimed it was no longer relevant....oops. Please correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't the root of the problem commercial banks playing in the risky field it was barred from in Glass-Steagll? Again, economic hack talking here, but these banks that collapsed all owned bad mortgages that they were using to make bets on the market with. Now I am not sure as to the technicalities of how or why that is bad, but I know it is bad because the POTUS at the time when it all went down(Bush 2) went on national television and said "HOLY SHIT". I guess shopping after nine eleven wasn't good enough to avoid the giant ice berg the economy was heading for. The banks all collapsed, jobs where lost in mass numbers, and everyone felt it, mostly the people who did not cause the problem. But Bush is but one player in this ballet of greed and irresponsibility.

No before I continue on with my indictment of big Government and big business, I should note that WE THE PEOPLE are responsible for this too. But I'll get back to that.

I ask myself, how can a sensible regulation like Glass Steagall get overturned? Our elected officials want what is best for us right? It is the only way we will re-elect them. Why would they repeal a piece of legislation that is designed to protect average Americans who don't know about things like investment banking or derivatives. I'll tell you why, they are all bought and paid for! I realize for those of you who pay attention that this is no big revelation, but I am pretty sure most Americans would be shocked if they understood how our elected officials get so damn rich retain their office, and more importantly, weild emense power. You see, this had nothing to do with incompetence, no no no. This was a straight up jacking! Let's break it down.

Where do banks get the ability to do what they want in the market place? That's right, the Government. And where does the Government get all the money it needs to run all those expensive campaigns, and pay for hookers, and blow, and new tvs, and have mistresses in the Dominican Republic? Man you are sharp! That's right, the banks!! You see that one hand washes the other. All these crooks that perpetrated this scam knew what would happen, and they packed a "golden parachute". Now I am no conspiracy theorist, but this looked pretty planned after the dust settled. Whether you know a lot about economics or not, when a bubble is created, it will eventually burst. Can you really tell me these banker predators didn't see this coming. Of coarse they did, and so did the Government. So why let it happen? Because those who perpetrated it all got rich, and they did so on the dime of what was left of the middle class.

Has there been any significant indictments, or even firings? No, as a matter of fact, many of the C.E.O.'s of these banks are retiring with huge pensions. With the tax payer bailout, these banks will be able to do the same thing again. The politicians will continue to let them do it because they get their kick back too. You think all that stimulus and bail out money is going to fix the "financial problem"? If you do, I bet you also think that the Sun revolves around the Earth, and herpes is only contagious during breakouts...trust me it's not!!

So after these modern aristocrats and robber Barron's have pulled off their crime, not right under our noses, but right in front of our faces, what happens next? The same fucking thing. Unless we do something about it.

Elected officials work for us. The type of republican democracy we live in works so well because we have a separation of powers. We also need a separation of money. Keep money out of my government....what? That seems a strange thing to write, but what I mean is, stop giving the elite the power to buy off the people who are supposed to have our best interests in mind. Let's stop giving money to the people who are stealing from us, and use it for campaign finance reform. If a man robs your home, you don't go bail him out of jail and put him up for the night do you? Why do you think bribery is such a serious crime? We cannot let businesses who have way more money than we do as individuals, have this sort of power in our government. Did you know that corporations have the same rights as individuals(Santa Clara v. Southern Pacific Railroad), and are protected under the bill of rights just the same as you and I? I have to ask, is that fair? Maybe it is or maybe it isn't. Whether it's big business, special interest groups, unions, or private citizens, no one or entity should have the power to influence policy with money.

This is why we should have publicly funded elections and only publicly funded elections. Each candidate gets the same amount of tax dollars to conduct their campaign. Maybe they will have to actually stand for something, and use the money to communicate their plans and ideas, rather then outspend each other on smear commercials. But why should my tax dollars pay for this?

Because it is a part of the commons. It is the most important part of the commons, and it should not be privatized the way it is. If puts you mind at ease, we can impose term limits and cut elected officials salaries to pay for these elections. After all, isn't it supposed to be public service? When did it become a career to be a government servant?

At the end of the day we need to own this America. The man who stands by and does nothing is just as guilty as the criminal. We let this small minority run rough shod over us. We blindly trusted those dirty bankers when they came to us with their adjustable interest rate loans. Middle and Working class Americans trusted a government to protect them, a government that most of them do not understand the inner workings of. If people bothered to see how this country is really run, and who runs it, the term populist rage would need a whole new meaning.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

There You Go Again...


Jimmy Carter proposed a national health care system in his bid for re-election in 1980. He laid out his plan in a televised debate with then Republican candidate Ronald Regan. After an eloquent description of his vision of what a comprehensive national health care system can look like, and what it could do to improve the lives of millions of Americans, the Gipper responded with a perfectly timed "zinger", "There you go again." The perfectly pitched sarcasm in Regan's voice was enough to stifle a well articulated and thoughtful argument laid out by the incumbent President. It seems then that imbecility is more than enough to counter intellectualism, a technique that works just as well today.

Now in 2009 we are presented a new opportunity to address the immense needs we have in our health care system. Our President has formulated a plan that takes away the monopolized power of commerce possessed almost entirely by the health insurance industry and put it back into the hands of We The People. This would be done by adding a number of regulations designed to protect Americans, as well as institute a not-for-profit health insurance option much like the one enjoyed by millions of senior citizens in this country. This initiative would do much in the way of improving our overall health outcomes, which are sorely lacking. It would also cut into the profits of such colossal health insurance giants like United Health Care. UHC C.E.O. Stephen Helmsly went home with a salary of nearly three and a half million dollars this year alone ($3,241,042). He has made over $700,000,000 in the last few years in stock options as well. So there are literally billions of reasons he and the rest of the corporate usurpers of American suffering are fighting to maintain the status quo. And what better weapon to fight reform with,(well besides billions spent on lobbying, bribes a.k.a campaign contributions, and misleading advertising) but morons! That's right! Good old fashioned home grown, in-bred, gotta check with Fox News for my opinion stupidity! There they go again! And it's working!

Republicans are effectively dismantling Obama and the so called Democrats' plans for health care reform one idiot at a time. They are successfully implementing a seek and destroy campaign of extraordinary magnitude (Dr. Klahn...look it up!). They seek the truth and then proceed to destroy it, urinate on it, and rape its dead corpse. Death is indeed the lynch pin of this operation of deception. HR32oo offers a provision that would fund end of life counseling for elderly and terminal patients in this country. It would help people construct wills so that their assets go to their families first instead of creditors. Doctors would be paid by the government to help people prepare for that difficult moment when one has to decide what action to take when things take a turn for the worse, and families have to make the hardest choice of their lives. What a great idea right? How noble a thing to empower ailing Americans to claim their dignity and see that their loved ones are taken care of. Well the health insurance industry will be damned if they will have to compete with something like that, they paid good money for those senators and congressmen! The answer to this generous provision: DEATH PANELS! You are probably asking yourself, "Death panels, that doesn't sound anything like the HR3200 plan?" That is because it is not! It is literally made the fuck up, by some evil cronie lobbyist law school spinmaster. Then they go tout this bile on national television! But they don't just send anyone out to do it, they send an icon, the one and only Sara Palin! A venerable hero to the white-trash, Jesus never said anything about helping the poor, hypocrite base of the Republican party. Her irresponsible remarks sent the misinformed right wing wackos into a frenzy, and who comes along to poor gasoline onto the a fire ignited by empty-headedness but Sen. Chuck Grassley: "There gonna pull the plug on Grandma!" What?!?! No!! No you lying fuck! Did you even read the bill? Seeing as you are drafting a version of it, maybe you should! So now the idiots of America are having a conniption, and big health insurance has the beginning of what is an army of ignoramuses. Of coarse that bit of red meat was plenty to fire up the forces of dumb-shittedness, but the GOP would throw a few more hemorrhaging chunks of sinewy deception out into the angry mob. Things that tug on the nerves of insecure Americans, who would rather concern themselves with intolerance and bigotry rather than focus on the real reasons their lives are not worth the bullet they should suck on. Things like the Mexicans! "There gonna give the illegal aliens free health care!", those commies. Pretty much any change that will cut into the profit motive in order to bring justice to the people of this great country is some form of socialism or another to these scumbags. Even though section 246 explicitly states that no federal funds will be used in the provision of health care for illegal aliens, the Republicans somehow were able to pull from HR3200 that it would give the illegal immigrants a free ride at the expense of the tax payer. Add a few more morsels of garbage like a government take over of health care, and socialized medicine to the pot, and you have bullshit stew! Perfect for giving your enraged army of dolts the energy they need to protest a policy that will by in large help them all!

So onward they charged, to the town halls and the tea parties! They waved signs of Obama as Hitler, and brilliant decrees that only the likes of our founding fathers could concoct like:"Keep the Govment out of my Medicare!" "It's socialized medicine!" they exclaimed. "Obama is a socialist!" and "It's a Government take over of health care" were shouted with a passionate fervor by angry Americans who donned bags of lipton tea from their plastic hats, no doubt stolen from the very truck stop they work at. Once again the Republicans and Corporate America were successful in convincing Americans to fight vigorously against a piece of legislation that would not only improve their quality of life, but protect them from the predatory practices of the so called health insurance industry... there they went again!

There they go again, lying, bribing, pandering, and deceiving there way to an end that will keep the money flowing into their greasy little pockets. There they go again, using the very people they are ass fucking on a daily basis to lead the battle against reform that would help them in a time that help is greatly needed by middle and working class Americans. There they go again, sucking what is left of the life blood of this great country dry. There they go again, taking and taking, and giving nothing in return but a giant middle finger to the majority of Americans who only want to stay alive. There they go again, destroying what is left of what this country is founded on. There they go again, feeding you lies and stupidity to destroy justice...there you go again...letting them do it...there you go again.